Most embarrassing school story:
When Ms Holliman told me my behavior explained why lions eat their young, and if she didn't have to put up with me for another year that she would fail me on purpose. Wasn't really embarrassing, I just felt bad about it but I felt better when she became principal and asked me to come back and speak at the LCHS graduation 15 years later. Little did I know she just wanted to prove how "If BEASTly could succeed, bless his heart, then anyone could". We all got a big laugh when I told the graduates that the only reason I accepted her offer was because the statute of limitations had already expired on all the things I had done while at LCHS.